Humor & Satire
Contributing comedy for humor journals (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and Points In Case). Click the titles for some haha’s and occasional hehe’s (No huhuh’s though). Select pieces below:
Is Your Child Suffering From Brainrot Or Quoting Finnegans Wake? (McSweeney’s fifth most read piece for March)
Anxious Gift Givers: What They Say Vs What They Mean
Peloton Instructor Who Has Clearly Been Reading Too Much Camus (Editor’s Pick)
Corporate Layoffs Will Now Be Communicated Via Raunchy Chain Texts (Editor’s Pick)
An Average Sunday For Your Friend Who Speed Reads Everything As Imagined By Me, A Very Slow Reader
New From Bank Of America: Feet Pic Appraisals™ (Editor’s Pick)
Interview Questions Regarding Your Resumé Gap from the Time You Were Swallowed by a Crevasse in the Earth (Editor’s Pick)
I Appoint You, Nephew Bryce, as Successor in Our Family’s Line of Crazy Uncles
FAQ: What Concerned Kids Need to Know to Keep Their Adult Safe on Facebook
We Are Mad Method Men. The Only Advertising Agency Made Up Entirely of Trained Method Actors
Edible Arrangements For The Vengeful